2011年12月7日星期三

Classic adult jokes do not you cut me laugh .......

Miss dialogue with the fortune-teller: there will be two big waves of life.


2. lectures female teachers pants zipper open, and a girl stood up to remind: the teacher, you do not shut the door! the teacher waved: Whether it is while the headmaster want to come visit


3. wedding the next day early in the morning, suffering from the bridal chamber the bride out of one hand and leaning on the wall, one hand clutching his lower body, cursed:
liar! What a liar! married for three years before that savings, I thought it was money it!


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7. adjacent to the vagina and anus, vagina anal said: cyclops and out of you not out to help, anal said: Every time it, two grenades were hung in front of my house, scared are scared to death of me, which dare come out?



8. Emperor see concubine sad looking, Jizhao physician, physician consultation after prescription: brawny eight! patrol outside Dili, Hui Gong Fei see radiant, kneeling before the house eight thin Han. Emperor: kneel who? physician: dregs!


9. girl bought a banana, after a pocket on the bus after the release, from time to time reaching back caught. After a while, there was a young and patted her shoulder: Miss, please let go I want to get off the



10. countryside survey of family planning minister and asked the farmer: Do you know why can not marry close relatives do? l simple and honest farmer smiled and answered: relatives Well, Oh Oh Oh ... ... Oh, too familiar, good start!


11. ants centipede married wife, wedding night, asked what he thought of ants, ants anger Feng said: Bankai a leg is not, and outward leg is not ...... mother's legs and pull a night!


12. Bulls travel, fear of cows unattended. we wondering: monkey cunning, ferocious tiger, the only elephant reliable
soon return from the Bulls get back at his wife as the next day angrily bull: cow B big


13. family planning staff to a village to check and found that the bounce is very serious, and asked the villagers: of: a window, two doors, 26 years went into people. matchmaker said: silly than stupid


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16. Shandong Literacy , the teacher wrote on the blackboard, br>

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