Guo Degang quotations fragment
a dollar six hand grenades, I will throw you a hundred dollars.
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U.S. Admiral James Corporal.
not blocked lives on his door, he did not resist the lock, the lock is the bank's insurance, he will be able to get it bypassed the root of the celery.
President Bush has a secretary called the Wealthy.
Shangkang know bitch Xiakang know shoes.
scientists will be martial arts, rogue can not hold back.
you have not seen my wife, beautiful! Big tall, big face plate, heavy black eyebrows, eyes shiny. She is not a beard, like to have a beard with Zhang Fei.
took out a gold pen, the shining scintillating, stunning cold dense appalled.
This aircraft is diesel.
There are more than a thousand segments, through our constant efforts to cast it all these years, and now, they have basically lost the ... ...
left a tooth for Seya - and eat lotus root! Yo that white
White House - just brush the paste.
the White House door stood twenty-come, men are woman, get the bag ready - the correspondent it! I have to say watch out, do not be caught what they handle, the Chinese people lose face. Go down a group of people all over: the White House Department of Cultural Affairs is why you eat.
the White House inside a rockery, following a banner: family planning is everyone's responsibility.
comic show that you listen to patriotic.
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all right pancakes with rice to eat on bread volume.
What is impregnable, which is called iron pants are hanging out.
I take ginger rice hacked you!
Jinzun teacher's teachings, whenever you hear these words a just, I was on the V to the surging, hoping to find a vicious die with him.
you shameless young I look great charm.
disco dancing down one day to master.
accidentally hit his young daughter, confidante, from the moment I saw her, the master knows the end of his career arena. Destined to leave the white snow to come and go like the wind these days, old age of 87-year-old to wear a wig to flee resolutely go. If the two conditions dependent
blessing in Pig fleshy.
Tieling several stations in the United States short of it!
live in a house full of holes, a rain count to the pro-life, light rain outside the house to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house storm, and sometimes the rain is too great, the whole family are on the street, rain go ... ...
your physical Well, one can tell a Zhuner live to die.
> It is the long-awaited advertising time.
You do not want to drink a good tea, it? The shoe shop specialty tea ... ...
the Yunnan-Guizhou spring night a group of 140 people comic monologues ... ...
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to the train station did not vote, and thanks to my girlfriend, find a police Question:
cold weather, and to send you a coat, a post office that is too heavy, I'll put down fastener hinge pocket. There is a special dog
lovely, big name Tibetan mastiff ... ...
other do not ask, you have to have our educational comic, what! Acrobatics, fifteen individual riding a bicycle, you are violating traffic rules you know!
moon cake in his hand does not tell the teacher, you do not respect for teachers, was established in the past that cut no pardon!
ah? You do not know me? I am the artist ah! I have the artist more than a week of ... ...
table was four dishes, open the first one to see, Oh! Nice,[url=http://www.monclre-online.de][b]title=Moncler Store[/b][/url]! Laocu peanuts! Open the second, the better! Laocu peanuts! The third open, peanuts, not vinegar! The fourth saw a vinegar!
to a steak, do not put beef, ah, I love to eat onions, put onions and more ah!
opened it, all the money! Gold and silver, diamonds, the smallest piece of half a catty ... ...
I specifically bought cars - Alto! Fifty with wire to string together, like opening up with the train.
this guy looks, face gear with an actor like ... ...
everyone is willing to listen to, ah, is willing to listen to, ah, ah, or willing to listen? I will not insist!
Thank God has given me the Luzhu.
this brain child ren on pine large stature, open the skull to look, a bowl of Luzhu.
Simon Daguan Ren and lotus love children very sincere.
you must be willing to die, I would be willing to bury.
difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
girl turned around, Lelong four stalk their hair.
dentures do not throw it, and use to fasten the sticks when the itch scratch the root handle.
walked, hey, a question mark before the edges of a child, Liu Bei, a jump go, there is a, a question mark children, touch, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei, raising his hand, ...
you What's your name? Ah! What's your name? Do not say ah! You say it is squalling it!
armpits are cumin flavor.
his sword is cold, and his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold ... cold on this grandson!
Interpol out of the scene. One dead, dismemberment. Captain said:
plasma TV, I get one, find a friend to save me. A wall so big! Large TV, Motorola brand children's! No one ... I watched a TV out of the sound: you have to watch TV out of service!
81 years, Beijing Evening News, read the news na Gang of Four was smashed.
scientist I am a second-hand!
. ; a Henan tutor, I thought learning Mandarin.
go its own way, who to say who said go.
to taking it every frog out of melatonin.
a? I took me all day that the Chinese Academy of Scientific Instruments, a few floor you? 5th floor. Up and down very very tired of the ... ...
Xisaqima to find Olympic Committee.
your knives it? I stabbed you!
son: laid-off workers, the two were married the comic ... ...
listen good, promote the Sound of Music - Huo Xiang Zheng Qi.
door opened, a golden light from the door, the bass - came out, Zhang Wenshun Zhang ah, my body wearing a gold hanging silver and gold films playing this body suit, silver shirt, diamond ties, from top to bottom, feet this pair of shoes - leather man Ah! Both wearing full ring, seven pounds more than a ah, oh, twelve large ring - two hands and six refer to children ... ...
... ... at home on a quilt - with a mask so much. Children covered navel, and cover it, baby child, do not hurt my stomach. Mothers with young married woman how to do ah? Oh, this is not a pro-life it? It ah lie down, I went out to get the quilt to go ... ... you get two baskets of soil in, fell on him, get shovel Jinong round. Stand up when the attention of ah, do not chilled ... ... Oh, this Niangliang considered settled, and who buried me ah? How to do that ah, I find myself a pillow, the pillow when the bricks together, the door has a broken tank, half tank broke, so I pulled over, when the quilt cover ... we couple up, get a rope put it and bound the thief, of me. He told me stubborn mouth! the mirror said: '郭德纲, you will succeed, I wish you happiness.
really, there is This is a confused, 无知者无畏 by the late love to play so many hundred years now the old man inside the child of Chinese language skills can pose a burden jokes are extracted placed here, and you say no matter what the edges to give a joke here you find out you are using this method, you are using this method, you do not have ready-made children's, you have to put aside, and you alone over a hundred years you dry the wisdom of so many old-timers do ? You do not have so much ability, like that chef cooking, you can invent new dishes, but at least you know what Chao Shao, which is called a colander. You get a sputum cooking is innovative bucket, that his mother who would eat it! ? ! ? ... ...
Long with ball-like eyes, ears with dumpling-like nose with garlic-like, with fans like the hair, beard with kelp-like, Yuba lips, teeth ... beans ...
old Western, this much boy!
love reading ah,
comic performances speak out, to Hainan in the comfort of a unit to go ... ...
my grandson who's stopping me!
Zhangwen Shun Zhang recently body is not good - HIV cancer SARS ... ... Anyway, this small three disaster Son ... ...
write a big mouth, both ears were blocked off with loss , or blanket to the back of the head can go.
chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh, then give you a smile uncle.
Superman I and the only difference is that I wear inside the underwear.
my appetite you know, and I do not eat duck, so I ate four could not eat, I say: it can not eat, and later the also home to eat it.
paradise here, there is a sign: heaven set up a stall around four hundred meters is prohibited!
God sit there and smoke it now.
God said to be a good reception, so many years with great difficulty that there is a heaven on the comic.
a slap in the face width of hair care center, a pattern also octopus.
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